Why is it at some stage, typically when people breed, they decide they need an MPV? I've a boring hatchback car myself rather than a 2 seat sports car, but why?

What we really need are scooters. All are genuine observations, I've not embellished the truth to make them more blogworthy, there was no need;

1. 3 seat mahogany park bench and 2 arm chairs.
2. 6*4*2 Foot wooden wardrobe.
3. Widescreen TV.
4. Family of 4.
5. Door, door frame, and door step.
6. Industrial size gas bottles (*2).
7. Lit barbecue.
8. Mattress for a single bed.
9. Another scooter (towed with a rope).
10. 20 foot long bamboo poles (one end dragging along the road).
11. Scaffolding poles, strapped either side like jousting implements.
12. Alsatian in a cage.
13. 2* 4 foot high palm trees in pots.
14. A flower display for the head table at a wedding reception.
15. 2 metre high pile of laundry.
16. 4 * 3 foot glass table top.
17. 6*4 foot whiteboard
18. 2 wheeled trailer (for carrying passengers)
19. Prone pigs in cradles, looked fast asleep...
20. Yoda's grandmother, clinging on really tight.

- posted by Adrian @ 2:00:00 PM